STATE DEPARTMENT GETS AWARD FROM CHINA

CHINA ON MY MIND.



2:35 AM, Hong Kong, 2:35 PM New York EST.

China announced today its wholly owned subsidiary, The U.S. State Dept. with offices in Washington DC and New York, has been awarded The Peoples Heroic Medal for service - to China.

President Hu in announcing the award on behalf of the Peoples Republic and Peoples Liberation Army referred to successes of the U.S. State Dept:

1. Successfully promoted U.S. give-away of the Panama Canal, knowing large bribes had placed the Canal under Chinese control.

2. Successfully obtained Most Favored Trading Status from Congress, by demonizing opponents as isolationalist-zelots, because they said it would transfer money and jobs to Communist China.

3. Successfully managing trade relations between the U.S. and China so that in the past 12 years Chinas has made over Two Trillion Dollars in profit from this trade. President Hu proudly reported, “That this has been the largest transfer of wealth from one country to another in world history!”

4. Associated with this proud award was the State Department’s facilitating the moving over 201 factories from America to China and the successful closing of an additional 236 factories in the U.S.

5.State Dept. successfully working with the Energy Dept., gained access for Chinese visitors to the following National Laboratories:
Argon, Sandia, Los Alamos, Oak Ridge, Brookhaven, Lawrence Livermore, Pacific Northwest, Fermi Accelerator, Lawrence Berkeley and Ames.

6. “The benefit to Mother China from these tourist visits is incalculable,” said the President from his regional office overlooking Hong Kong Harbor.
“Information we acquired has let us obtain a new small nuclear explosive that could have taken us decades starting from scratch.”

After the presentation,President Hu expressed his admiration for the State Department cutting off U.S. military aid to Taiwan. “This will make our invasion and conquest of democratic Taiwan later this year much easier,” the President said.

WOW! I have must have been dreaming! This could never happen. Our State Department would never help China like this.
Because Marxists in the State Department would never permit public disclosure of the Department’s work for Communist China. Americans could become upset.





© 2008 Tom Sullivan